Light up the Sky

Here's a bunch of quotes from Diamond Dave.

"Classic Van Halen, when I was in it made you wanna drink, dance, and screw. New Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissian, and have a relationship."

"In Brazil, they make this drink called "cachca" and it costs 35 cents. Man one quart of that stuff and you see god. Two quarts and you grow tight pants and an electric guitar!"

"I knew when I was 7 years old I was born to preform. I wanted to dance around, sing, and tell jokes, and charge $8.50"

"The sound of Van Halen was meant to spill out over the edge of your turntable and ruin all your other records."

and

"If you put a Van Halen record in your shelf, it will melt all the other records in your collection."

and one last one, an older one, but pure Dave and that's why we loves him:

Get yourself a brand-new Maserati... Open the door; Smells like vinyl, Corners like a brick, no bottom end, no stereo to be found. Now You get yourself a Maserati With a little distance under the tire, A couple of good drinking stories Packed into the rearview mirror, Here let me adjust that for you. Open the door; smells like leather, Corners like a dream shot through the eye of a cloud, Tipped right off of Babe Ruth's ghost bat---Pow! And your legs are gonna get bumps Every time the bass man thumps. The choice is yours.... That's what I thought; me too.

Him telling wolfie to STFU.

During Ed's Birthday song too.

That was definitely a moment.

years ago on Stern:

"were like 2 ships traveling in the night, but were going in the same direction"

DLR

My Manager keeps telling me to quit getting fucked up, I told him "I ain't fucked up yet, I'll let you know."-DLR London 1980

And Wolfie tell him,

"C'mon, D-d-dave, whatever it is, g-g-give u-us a b-break"

"I woke up this morning with something cold and hard against my shoulder, I looked up and it was the floor. Towering over me was this beautiful girl, and I said to her 'Honey you look like trouble...lookin' for a place to happen.'"

Hey Doc! Welcome to the board! Nice to see ya!

Thank you Ravenna. I would have joined earlier, but I forgot the name of the site(Sorry AJ). I have been poking around, and it looks like the same crew as CVH.com. Which is fine by me! Just another out let for me to talk VH. Nice seeing you too, I hope you settled in to your new digs after the move. I hope to be talking to everyone soon.

Peace,
Doc

p.s. AJ if you see this, nice job the site looks great!

Thanks Doc.

It is the same crew from CVH. I've tried advertising on other VH boards and people joined, but only 1 posted (Letsrock).

"Saving the world is Bono's job. We just wanna save one hundred cities."

Well-well... if it isn't that most splendid fellow and all round good-egg, Dr. Roth!

How goes it Iro? I see your wit is as sharp as ever.

Doc

Hey, man. It's good to see you.

Thanks PM it is nice to be seen.

Doc

"Don't you stick your tounge out at me unless you are prepared to use it, sweetheart"-Diamond David Lee Roth Stockholm, Sweeden-1984, after Jump.

"She grabbed my dick whatya want!!!!" Everybody Wants Some breakdown every night, every tour.

"When you think of Eddie Van Halen you think of great guitar. When you think of Van Halen you think about David Lee Roth" DLR 1990something

"I didn't sleep with every woman I wanted, I slept with every woman that wanted me."(most single guys can relate to that one)

"There's some guy spittin' water at me, but that's OK. Cause after the show I'm goin' to fuck your girl friend, Pal!"

I remember that one. That was from the Invasion tour, I believe the bootleg apporitely called "I Wanna F*** Your Girlfriend-Van Halen 1979" I thinkt the concert itself was recorded in Tampa, FL.

A very telling quote from last night's show:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Edward Van Halen...wow, he looks good for a guy who's had to live on nothing but food and water for the past three months...." (at which both Edward and Dave cracked up laughing...)

" I might not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" DLR 1980something

Saving the world is Bono's job. We just want to save a hundred cities.-DLR August 13, 2007 @ =VH= press confrence