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Ironica once said SUM-thing that completely struck me...

It was a Tuesday night, and he & i were seated at our usual booth in Sudbury, sharing a pint (or seven...nyuck, nyuck)
Our conversation drifted to SUM-one we were both aquainted with, a man mofo once referred to as "Satan in stillettos."
Anyway, there was a gap in the conversation, when suddenley, Iro grabbed me by my shirt collar, with both hands, his eyes ablaze like a nobleman possessed...his drunken words, slurring & swaying like daggers...
"Ya bastard, you!" He screamed, "How dare ye piss on thy name of Misser 1Sum2!
How dare ye question his bloody devotion to thee cause...a bloody noble cause as it were & still be...in the dead of night...for rockin' roll can snatch one's soul, as sure as me fist crashes upon thee, in the name of Sum2!!"

I shuddered & made my escape, nearly knocking over a barmaid in my wake.

But i never forgot those words & the man who delivered them!
God as my witness, Iro as my shepherd.

A.J. ????

What is this Forum for?

I've told you, and others, dozens of times to drop this whole 1sum2 business. Its really, really old. Ok, I didn't agree with the majority of sums VH posts but that didn't make him my enemy, far from it, we were pretty good mates on that Board... I bet we racked up a good old score of PM's together, and hardly any of it was VH related.

So, here we are again. Even the fellow himself has felt the need to join up and have his say... and I don't really blame him.

Why the need for the constant reference? Really, you should have run this past me first as I would have advised you against it.... yet alone agree to be named as Mod to it.

I want no part of this.

No need to knock A.J. for starting a =VH= website. If you want to, why don't you start your own " Bash Eddie Van Halen " website? Nothing is stopping you. If you do, don't expect me to post any anti Eddie Van Halen comments. I happen to be a =VH= fan... if that's not okay with you, well, pardon me all to hell!
You say you're a " retired =VH= fan " and " they're done " I don't think so. For starters: Once a =VH= fan, always a =VH= fan. Maybe you never really were a =VH= fan?? And they're not done! Not even by a long shot!
You think we hate you? I don't think anyone does. I think everybody would rather see you back... Yeah, including me.

No sum, and you're right, you won't be banned after one post. However, I will take Iro's advise and change the name of the forum. To what I don't know, but it is childish I agree.

One advise from me to you will be " Think first before you act ! "

When you want to be treated as an adult A.J than stop acting like an emotional teenager .

Or be as what you actualy are " an emotional 15 year old teenager " no need to apologize at all for that.
All adults were teenagers once and they should go back and remember how it was for them .
When adults have a problem with a teenager than they should ignore you instead of fighting you.

Nice board you made yourself.....good luck with it , Jane.

Good advise there, Jane .... but you only used 2 smilies???? Gosh, you have let the ol' technique slip.



Good to see you again, Your Royal Janeness you.

AMEN, Reverend Sum.. Let the ever loving word be heard in hopes of "swaying the masses"!!!

Well-well, if it isn't our resident Guest, The Fag Guy - The Unknown Cuntman.

Join up and log in as Sir Fancy Pants and I'll take you for a ride in my perambulator.

That's dandy, but I would say your days as a guests are numbered. Offense? Tish-tosh, none taken. You may be a Taunter in the bushes, but at least you're a courteous sort, well, to me anyway.

Am I addressing a fellow British person? I say person in the PC sense... as I live in constant fear that my Heart Of Gold will be stripped from me (Esther herself presented it to me back in the early 90's for rescuing a Girl Scout troop from a burning Shower Block, which unexpectedly caught a blaze... luckily for those poor naked girls, I was, bizarrely enough, passing by at the time). Actually, I detect a female undertone to your prose.

I'm probably well off the mark, as usual .... I can almost here Jim Bowen from Bullseye now, "Here's what you could have won".

Please note my references to lower class English TV Culture. I want to know if you're worthy of my audience or not.

Yes, but what's your personal beef? Why lay into the lad with such mustard?

Unchainedguitars here (too lazy to sign in, i guess...)

I love the writing style of this "guest" btw...
methinks it's either Cherry or possibly Iro, himself...
Fairer sex, indeed.

As for 'ol Sum...

The guy needs to get back to his roots at classic VH dot fucking com & take his lumps along with the gravy.
Sure, AJ is immature...
Yes, Mofo, is a borderline retarded...
Of course, Unchained fell out of the tool shed...
Absolutely, Iro is a wanker...

but, therein lies the beauty, my friends.

Sum-one has forgotten that.

Wow, I am really hurt by what I see here. I didn't know I was disliked that much.

Summie, I thought you would be honored by having a porno forum named after you, being as over 5,000 of your posts were in either the Hot Women Forum, or in a randon porno thread.

I'm sorry to do this but, I have you a second chance, you kicked me in the ass.
Your banned!