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AP, March 1--Panama,Halenfanland
Today news broke about a merger that would change the rock and roll world. President, CEO and Founder of D*A*M*M*, BadassMofo, has decided to join forces with President and Founder of L.U.T.S. and F.U.F.B., A.J. Massey, creating the worlds largest Anti-PMRC coalition ever.
The D*A*M*M* (Drunks*Against*Mad*Mothers) was made famous when their controversal motto(As a matter of fact I do have an achohol problem, I keep running out of it!) was thrown around like the word "Gay" on a playground and completely over-exaggerated.
The F.U.F.B. (Fuck.U.Fat.Bastard) was made famous when the white collar criminal Gal Gore began his/her run for President of the United States in 2000. Completly denying that the earth is in it's 5 straight year of global cooling, yet he still takes over 300 flights a year and smuts anyone who disagrees with his ideas, beliefs, and actions.
Together they will be F*D*B*A*M*M* (Fat*Drunk*Bastards*Against*Mad*Mothers TM)
God help us all!!!!!
Copyright 2008
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"Fuck if I know how I do the things I do. I just come up with 'em."
Eddie Van Halen
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