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Postby A.J. Massey on Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:44 am

Here's a bunch of quotes from Diamond Dave.

"Classic Van Halen, when I was in it made you wanna drink, dance, and screw. New Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissian, and have a relationship."

"In Brazil, they make this drink called "cachca" and it costs 35 cents. Man one quart of that stuff and you see god. Two quarts and you grow tight pants and an electric guitar!"

"I knew when I was 7 years old I was born to preform. I wanted to dance around, sing, and tell jokes, and charge $8.50"
"Fuck if I know how I do the things I do. I just come up with 'em."

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Postby ravennaloveseddie on Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:31 am

"The sound of Van Halen was meant to spill out over the edge of your turntable and ruin all your other records."

and

"If you put a Van Halen record in your shelf, it will melt all the other records in your collection."

and one last one, an older one, but pure Dave and that's why we loves him:

Get yourself a brand-new Maserati... Open the door; Smells like vinyl, Corners like a brick, no bottom end, no stereo to be found. Now You get yourself a Maserati With a little distance under the tire, A couple of good drinking stories Packed into the rearview mirror, Here let me adjust that for you. Open the door; smells like leather, Corners like a dream shot through the eye of a cloud, Tipped right off of Babe Ruth's ghost bat---Pow! And your legs are gonna get bumps Every time the bass man thumps. The choice is yours.... That's what I thought; me too.
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Postby Letsrock on Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:14 am

Him telling wolfie to STFU.
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Postby IronicA on Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:42 pm

Letsrock wrote:Him telling wolfie to STFU.


During Ed's Birthday song too.

That was definitely a moment.
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Postby Letsrock on Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:38 pm

years ago on Stern:

"were like 2 ships traveling in the night, but were going in the same direction"

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Postby A.J. Massey on Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:56 pm

My Manager keeps telling me to quit getting fucked up, I told him "I ain't fucked up yet, I'll let you know."-DLR London 1980
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Postby Panama's Meanstreet on Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:35 pm

Letsrock wrote:Him telling wolfie to STFU.


And Wolfie tell him,

"C'mon, D-d-dave, whatever it is, g-g-give u-us a b-break"
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Postby Dr. Roth on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:35 am

"I woke up this morning with something cold and hard against my shoulder, I looked up and it was the floor. Towering over me was this beautiful girl, and I said to her 'Honey you look like trouble...lookin' for a place to happen.'"
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Postby ravennaloveseddie on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:11 pm

Hey Doc! Welcome to the board! Nice to see ya!
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Postby Dr. Roth on Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:04 am

Thank you Ravenna. I would have joined earlier, but I forgot the name of the site(Sorry AJ). I have been poking around, and it looks like the same crew as CVH.com. Which is fine by me! Just another out let for me to talk VH. Nice seeing you too, I hope you settled in to your new digs after the move. I hope to be talking to everyone soon.

Peace,
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p.s. AJ if you see this, nice job the site looks great!
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Postby A.J. Massey on Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:09 pm

Dr. Roth wrote:Thank you Ravenna. I would have joined earlier, but I forgot the name of the site(Sorry AJ). I have been poking around, and it looks like the same crew as CVH.com. Which is fine by me! Just another out let for me to talk VH. Nice seeing you too, I hope you settled in to your new digs after the move. I hope to be talking to everyone soon.

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p.s. AJ if you see this, nice job the site looks great!

Thanks Doc.

It is the same crew from CVH. I've tried advertising on other VH boards and people joined, but only 1 posted (Letsrock).

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Postby IronicA on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:19 am

Well-well... if it isn't that most splendid fellow and all round good-egg, Dr. Roth!
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Postby Dr. Roth on Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:50 am

How goes it Iro? I see your wit is as sharp as ever.

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Postby Panama's Meanstreet on Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:16 pm

Hey, man. It's good to see you.
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Postby Dr. Roth on Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:23 am

Thanks PM it is nice to be seen.

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Postby A.J. Massey on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:21 pm

"Don't you stick your tounge out at me unless you are prepared to use it, sweetheart"-Diamond David Lee Roth Stockholm, Sweeden-1984, after Jump.
"Fuck if I know how I do the things I do. I just come up with 'em."

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Postby Dr. Roth on Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:58 am

"She grabbed my dick whatya want!!!!" Everybody Wants Some breakdown every night, every tour.
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Postby Dr. Roth on Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:15 am

"When you think of Eddie Van Halen you think of great guitar. When you think of Van Halen you think about David Lee Roth" DLR 1990something

"I didn't sleep with every woman I wanted, I slept with every woman that wanted me."(most single guys can relate to that one)

"There's some guy spittin' water at me, but that's OK. Cause after the show I'm goin' to fuck your girl friend, Pal!"
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Postby A.J. Massey on Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:41 pm

Dr. Roth wrote:"There's some guy spittin' water at me, but that's OK. Cause after the show I'm goin' to fuck your girl friend, Pal!"

I remember that one. That was from the Invasion tour, I believe the bootleg apporitely called "I Wanna F*** Your Girlfriend-Van Halen 1979" I thinkt the concert itself was recorded in Tampa, FL.
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Postby ravennaloveseddie on Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:20 am

A very telling quote from last night's show:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Edward Van Halen...wow, he looks good for a guy who's had to live on nothing but food and water for the past three months...." (at which both Edward and Dave cracked up laughing...)
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Postby Dr. Roth on Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:56 pm

" I might not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" DLR 1980something
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Postby A.J. Massey on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:56 pm

Saving the world is Bono's job. We just want to save a hundred cities.-DLR August 13, 2007 @ =VH= press confrence
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